EINFACH DUFTER

Honestly? Which one would I go for? An elderly, white guy, raised in the cold war in the 60ties, in Leningrad back then, as a secret service guy of KGB with his best buddy Kyrill I., having maliciously attacked a

Dear Mr President, I heard, that you held a peace summit yesterday to stop this war, thank you already upfront for your support here from all around the globe. As you said, you will call NATO and appropiate ones to

Liaba Herr Ministerpräsident und Landesregierung, Bi am Wochenend mid meim Stegga highadschd, Se wissen scho, des Ding mid de 10.000 steps und hobs ma ahgschaud. Mid Verlaub, so ein geschichtsträchtiges Gebäude oder andere Sahnefiletstückerl in Altstadtlage oder innerhoib des Mittleren

Liabe Einhörner, Flamingos und Hosn do draußn, miss you so much: ah, wenn I vorher zruggfohrn hob miassn, war so gern dabei gwen, thank you for sharing, although I could not have being able to attend, im Bus, chapeau for

Good morning Mr President, just read it this morning, so I thought, it would make sense to send you some additional information about what happened back then here in Germany. We learnt our lesson, perhaps in, a, quiet moment, you

Dear Mr Vice President Vance, sorry to be rude, but also I have to go to bed once in a while, as at the moment, I cannot do 24/7, although I would like to jump in for you, as it

This call goes out to the ones in power and to whom it concerns around the globe: we went today to the Peace Festival in Augsburg. Their names might have been Maria, Amélie, Florence, Grace, Irina, Rachel, Therese, so many

Guten Morgen Herr Weimer, Frau Prien, Herr Söder und Herr Huber, Nun, ich weiß, es ist gerade Sommerloch, derartige Beiträge bin ich normalerweise eher von meiner Landesregierung hier im Freistaat gewohnt, aber was sollte man denn nun hierauf antworten? Um

First towns here in Germany are jumping in, us having learnt our lesson, no matter, what brutal people did again lately, also our our Federal Minister of Inner Affairs is checking into it this time, I tipp my hat and

Njom, njom, njom. PS: woid I mid Eich nu teilen, bevors verloren gehd, war irgendwia schod drum, war ganz weid vorn und approved by the Bavarian Ratatouille cat and his 5 stars of hearts American Christophorus: de Reibn, handgmachd in